JournalismPakistan.com October 16, 2013
The human race (that means you) does incredibly stupid things. A friend of mine is stuck in India because his passport has expired. You nitwit, didn’t you see the date? How do you travel without checking your passport? Very easily.
Like him, there are thousands every day caught in their own ignorance. We even lose the document. Every time I read in the classifieds column that someone has lost his passport I ask myself, what is wrong with the guy? How can you be so careless?
That’s the way we are. We leave handbags at airports, in the overhead cabins of the aircraft, even on the baggage carousel and if my research is anything to go by, in the excitement of reunions we leave bags on the trolley as we jolly off in the car.
I have done that and then gone back next morning to the police control room for Lost and Found with that sheepish ‘what an ass but I have to tell you this is an aberration’ expression on my face and the police don’t care because there are scores of us idiots every day and there thousands of unclaimed bags stacked to the ceiling.
We don’t check the dates of our visas, there are scores of folks who will be looking hangdog at airports with invalid visas, especially one out of their three kids a victim of daddy’s genius.
Let me tell you something real odd. Do you know how many people read 1745 hrs as 7.45 pm, not 5.45 pm and 1945 hrs as 9.45 pm and not two hours prior. This is a fact and some airline schedules have made it even more complex by writing 0330pm. This is wrong. It is either 1530 hours or it is 3.30 pm without the zero at the start. Zero is only for fore-noon timings.
Is it any wonder that dozens of otherwise smart folks mess it up every day?
Before you read further think of the 10 most common things left on planes then go with the Skyscanner list and see what their research shows.
1.Books 18%; 2. Cell phones: 9%; 3. Magazines or newspapers: 8%; 4. Clothing: 8%; 5. Glasses or sunglasses: 8%; 6. Headphones: 6%; 7. Passports or other identification: 5%; 8. Cameras: 3%; 9. iPads: 3%;10. Food: 3%.
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(The writer is a Senior Editorial Advisor of Khaleej Times and the paper’s former Editor. He has also been the Editor of Gulf News, Gulf Today, Emirates Today and Bahrain Tribune)
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