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Bikram Vohra
JournalismPakistan.com
August 16, 2013
Three Facebook categories that should be banned.
The traveller
1110: Just checked into the first class lounge.
1112: Off to Vegas. Ten day break hope to make quick dash to Alaska.
1114: Did you know they serve caviar at the airport lounge…mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
1116: Staying at the MGM Grand, had to use influence to get a suite.
1120: Hubby has decided to hire a stretch limo so we can drive through the desert.
1124: First call for boarding but we can wait, ha ha.
Ha ha indeed, take your itinerary and take a hike.
The loving wife
My husband is so understanding.
I really am lucky I found the perfect man.
He always gives me happy surprises (If they are expensive ones, chica, find out what he is doing on the side).
I could not have done better, I am so fortunate, I really, really love him.
He is such a romantic and so helpful and kind and hard-working…
AND DO WE REALLY NEED TO KNOW?
Also darling, if you need approbation on Facebook, you are in beeg trouble.
The name dropper
Had a super lunch with Shobhaa in Mumbai, now off to London where the Mallyas are giving a weekend jamboree then jetting to Ahmedabad to Narendra, got to be in Kal on Sunday for the SRK do…no rest for the wicked, Monday I’ll be making it just in time to join Pammi’s dinner for Ellen Degeneres, blah blah blah does anyone really care?
And the fourth
Here on holiday, having a wonderful time, just finished swimming, off for a scrumptious lunch, it is super here, fun-filled, lovely atmosphere, great choice…
So then, if you are having such a blast why do you have the time to send a minute by minute account on Facebook?
(The writer is a Senior Editorial Advisor of Khaleej Times and the paper’s former Editor. He has also been the Editor of Gulf News, Gulf Today, Emirates Today and Bahrain Tribune)
If my call is so important to them, why don’t they answer it for 22 minutes?
How come when I want to, but something specific online is the only item out of stock.
When I get into a queue or lane going fast, the moment I get in, it becomes the slowest and refuses to budge.
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